I must confess, I’m not very funny. Kirsty’s I Must Confess prompt this week is to share your most humorous post. While I think I am quite witty and sarcastic, those are not the kinds of humor that comes across in a blog post. I take that back, some people blog with wit and sarcasm and do it well. I’m clearly better at spoken sarcasm. Plus, I just don’t blog about funny things. Looking back through my posts, I am noticing a trend – I am really quite serious!
So, for this week, I’m going to confess about some things REALLY piss me off. If I think about some of them long enough or often enough, my blood starts to boil.There are some things that I will just never understand. Here’s a few of them.
Why do people drive 10km/h under the speed limit? Are they not in a hurry to get somewhere?
Why are some people such assholes? And why aren’t those people the ones who get cancer or have heart attacks?
Why do stupid people get to have babies?
And why do some intelligent, caring people not?
What kind of parent doesn’t give a damn about their kid’s schooling, friends or whereabouts?
Why do iPhones cost so.damn.much?
Why can’t we win lottery? I promise I’d do so much GOOD with my winnings! And I don’t mean just buy an iPhone.
Why do holidays take so long to get here, but then go so quickly?
If a new checkout line opens in the grocery store, the next person in line should be the first one in the new line. It’s manners and common curtesy. But who’s responsibility is that? The cashier’s or the customers? I’d let the person in front of me go next without cutting in.
WHY must I work weekends?!
Do you find yourself wondering the same things over and over?
Do you have something to confess this week? Or a humorous post to share?
Linking up with Kirsty for I Must Confess